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As long as there isn't a toad demon about to hop out from behind somewhere and blow chunks all over me, y'know, I think I'm okay with this curse. Totally zen, even.




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I want everyone to realize this is a noble scientific pursuit.

Poll #1218987 Faye
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 16

FAYE VALENTINE IS WHICH OF THE FOLLOWING

In other news. Fucking scarecrows. Really.

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Uhhhhh, so. All the animals and stuff today. Curse, yeah? I swore if I never saw another one of those stupid clown demons it'd be too damn soon.

Christ.

Hey, party-goers. Bring your own damn fireworks, you hear?



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[ooc; Beach party get! If your pup's on friendly terms with Nero, odds are they got an invite. Feel free to assume or action spam, I'm up for either!]

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You know, I kinda hate to cop a cliché, but all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

And for the CHRISSAKE, people. BEACH PARTY. This is a dead horse I will flog until it's hamburger, okay? Summer is going to be over by the time you yahoos pull it together and I've got approximately half a tonne of potato salad going bad in my fucking fridge.

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If I never hear the word 'gams' again it'll still be too fucking soon. Hilarious curse. Really.

Sooooooo about that beach party. Everything's ready, far as I can see. Yes, no, maybe so? I'm thinking like. Tomorrow. Day after.

By the way, City.

[.03 second video post, of Nero flipping the bird. Because yeah. City needs to die in a nuclear holocaust. Only you know, sans the inhabitants. The ones he likes, anyways.]

'Kay, so.

I'm pretty much the opposite of impressed, here.

[initiating audio transmission]

[static]

Hush little baby don’t say a word
It’s mama’s turn to cry now, hadn’t you heard?

And if it hurts to hear her so
Leave her in the darkness, turn and go

But if that darkness drags you down

Shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shutupshutupshutupshutupshutup--

[Muffled sob and then, louder;]

But if that darkness drags you down

I forget, I forget, that’s not how it goes, that’s NOT HOW IT GOES

It’s her fault blame her her fault her fault

But if that darkness drags you down,
Embrace the beast and wear that crown

And if that crown of thorns pulls tight
Remember that it’s in your blood to fight

So hush little baby don’t you cry
Mama doesn’t love you and I don’t know why


Shhh it won’t hurt.

Cross my heart and hope you’ll die.

[the noise of a knife being sharpened, and then all sound cuts off abruptly, lasting for several moments]

[it cuts in again to breathing, rapid and shallow, and a whisper;]

That's right.





Now hush.

[transmission terminated]



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Okay. A few things here go without saying, but I'm putting them out there for the good of humanity, or whatthehellever.

1) Esther's a dumbass.

2) Do not shake people with concussions.

3) Carrying people with one arm? Fucking hilarious.



So, who attacked the redheaded nun? Fess up, and I promise I'll just mostly kill you.



Lady.

... happy belated birthday.



VERGIL. ASSHOLE. Kinda in the mood to have my arm back.


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Yes, no, maybe?

Fucking hate you all.